Karr's "news investigation slash journalistic source outside the US" may need a leg up to help direct attention to their hard work. Karr obviously doesn't have anything what-so-ever to lend to JonBenet's case so here are the ideas we came up with that Lei Sussurra could write about where somebody (other that Karr himself) just may want to read. Maybe.
• Publicize Karr's voluntary repayment plan for Boulder authorities to recoup all the unnecessary costs of investigating the 2006 false confession, transportation, court fees, room and board for jail stay.
• Proclaim a commitment to devote the rest of Karr's life to making his 90-some-year-old father's golden years comfortable and stress free.
• Apologize to Bush administration for Karr's derailing of US news coverage of the August 2006 NSA wiretapping scandal
• Broadcast Karr's commitment to start using a professional stylist to cut and dye what is left of his hair
• Declare Karr's one year agreement to attend speed shrinking parties weekly or until he finds 'the one'.
• Absolve media producers of any wrong doing by serving Welch's instead of Chardonnay to Karr.
• Announce Karr is voluntarily stepping down from his role on reality TV show, Temptation Island
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